This icon is not this at all. I just wanted to show off its LOOOOOVELY SHAAAAADES, 'cuz I'm a WHOOOORE
Speaking of whores, have some expository pre-smut. So, basically, brief rundown. They've been walkin' nights, you know, meet at this lamp post here and wander about, all this cuteness. Night before this, they're like huh. This could be some sex. But I mean it's Ice Queen and Mr. Reads-the-Articles. Still, when she locks up and doesn't speak, he finally grabs that dame and lays one on her, and they're both like O.O! ::scamper off:: and it's climactic and cute. So, next night.
Would you go back? *dun dun*EDIT 12-23 5:22 AM. New line bolded! Holy fucking exposition, Batman! This will never end! Ashley's mom's cat was Archie Morris! And he was even orange! Epic smut ftw!